10 things that I love to laugh at!

OK, So you may know, I work at Kroger and Drive a bus. Here are some of the things I really enjoy about my job(s)

One of my all time favorite things to do is watch people. Why? Cause people (including me) are a trip!

Here are 10 things that make me belly laugh!

10. The lady who comes in every other day to get fresh rye bread, if we are out she proceeds to throw a fit because the bread is for "communion". Ummm OKKKK!!

9. The guy who comes in every Tuesday with his sweet, yet strong willed wife of 61 years and just paiently waits. I ask him the same question every Tuesday. "Whats your secret" he always just smiles and say's "I just say ""yes dear"".

8. The Young lady that "begs" her child to be a good boy. Really?????

7. The construction workers who come in to eat, wearing suspenders, butt crack still showing!! LOL!!!

6. The little old lady on Tuesday that comes in like clock work to tell me a story about the hat she is wearing that day. One week it was about her trip to Tunica, the next was about eating with those damn Church people.. Love her!!

5. The young boy on my bus who always tells his sister, "I am gonna tell MaMa on you!!" (you have to have siblings to appreciate the humor in that!)

4. The little boy on my bus who picks his nose and "secretly" rubs it on another little girls backpack! (Nope, i have not called him out on it yet... she has it coming) :)

3. The 8th grader, who is an "honor" student but could not tell me his adress!!

2. The 4th greader who sounds like Larry the Cable guy when he talks.

and 1?

1. The kid who has gas EVERY Friday morning. Why, well I asked him the other day why he has to fart every Friday on the bus at least 238 times!!! (ok maybe 3 or 4) His answer? "Because Thursday night is Taco Night"

What if Church were like an NBA game?

This is funny stuff!!

TWITTER KILLS!!!!

This is so funny!!!!!

Random Funny Stuff to do!

I shared this at CPC yesterday

Look on a soda bottle or cereal box and call the consumer information line and ask them some questions.

Write letters to random people claiming you are their lost cousin, ask for money

Write glow in the dark messages on people’s ceilings (“I'm watching you!

Walk extra fast all day

Walk around as a body guard for a day for one of your friends

Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.

Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue

Try to make reservations at McDonalds

Try to Outmaneuver your shadow

Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it."

Respond to everything with “well that’s what you think

Repeatedly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name

Bark at your dog

Basiclly learn how to laugh at yourself!!

Cooter puts a pool together!

FUNNY STUFF! (WELL, IT IS TO ME AND JACOB :)

LOOK OUT FOR COOTER!!!!!

So, I have found out a major gift that Jacob (My 11 year old) has. He is a comedian! I am not kidding, he is really funny! he and i have an act that we do that he, Luke (my 17 year old) and myself made up a couple of years ago. Well, through time Jacob and i have perfected it. The "show" is called "Hey Cooter!!" Basically, its about a backwoods countery boy named cooter who has a "cousin" that he is alwways talking to. The cousin? Well, he doesent have a name, but her sure does get on Cooters nerves! Cooter also talks about other memories of his family.
So, jacob and i will be posting videos from time to time here from my phone. The videos are simply called... "Hey Cooter!!"
I love having fun and being goofy with my kids! Look for the first video coming soon!

Laughter

Need a stress releiver? Then pull a harmless prank on a friend. I love to laugh, its a stress reliever!
Just a thought.....

Mind Dump

I saw another pastor do what is called "mind dump" on Twitter. Once a week he will just empty his thoughts onto paper. So, in the spirit of that pastor - here goes......

Time is short.

Rest is hard to get.

Its getting harder to be romantic.

My dog is my best friend.

I have to go, again??

My kids are my heros.

I wish I could scream very, very loud.

I love Jesus with all my heart, yet sometimes I just want a cold beer (but I don't - because those other "preachers" might gossip about it)

I hate religion

I wish we had carpet instead of hardwood floors at home.

I want to sky dive.

I am self centered.

I love Jesus with all my heart, why do I get road rage?

Frusteration is a flaw of mine.

I will NOT please everyone, so why do I try?

Do all people have Drama problems?

Its hard to be commited to people with the lack of commitment.

I need to loose 50 lbs.

I joined a gym two weeks ago and have not gone yet!!!!!!

I am a hypocrite

I cant spell!!!!!!

I love Jesus with all of my heart, why don't I trust him most of the time

ahhhhhhhhhh, that is much better. Just a Thought.....