END OF TIME?

Two facts of this Universe is.....

1. There is a God

2. We are not Him

It seems like every few years or so when a catastrophe happens all of the dooms day people start preaching about the end of time. The last days. The second coming of Jesus Christ.

Yes... I believe that He is coming again (for you that are already ticked at me for challenging "doomsday")

But end of time? Really?

Think about that.... Time never started.... and time (as we do not know it) will never end.

There are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many other things that we need to do before we worry about eschatology of the theological premise in which we spend our time debating how it is all gonna happen.

here are some ideas of how to quit wasting your time talking about "End Times"

1. Pray for yourself

2. Pray for others

3. Don't be a "Christian snob"

4. Stop freaking people out with freaklogy

5. Make someone laugh

6. Tell God He is awesome

7. Love

8. Live

9. Laugh

and last but not least.....

10. Make the best of time (as you DO know it)

Till he comes again.....

Just a Thought.....

Random Funny Stuff to do!

I shared this at CPC yesterday

Look on a soda bottle or cereal box and call the consumer information line and ask them some questions.

Write letters to random people claiming you are their lost cousin, ask for money

Write glow in the dark messages on people’s ceilings (“I'm watching you!

Walk extra fast all day

Walk around as a body guard for a day for one of your friends

Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.

Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue

Try to make reservations at McDonalds

Try to Outmaneuver your shadow

Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it."

Respond to everything with “well that’s what you think

Repeatedly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name

Bark at your dog

Basiclly learn how to laugh at yourself!!